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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SEARCHED BY THE COPS?
yes, every damn time i left old barneys up against the fucking wall i think they just wanted to touch my junk
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
i didn’t just fuck myself
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF CREATIVE?
in ways i will never get paid for
JENNIFER ANISTON OR ANGELINA JOLIE?
neither OJ’s glove sounds like more fun
HOW OFTEN DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR DREAMS?
quite a bit – last night the world was a huge grid pattern and i was the king (been playing too much civilization 4 lately) BOW DOWN BITCHES…
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED SO HARD YOU CRIED?
anytime atom and i talk
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE?
um yeah i am kind of dreamer like that
WHAT TALENT DO YOU WISH YOU HAD?
to not run or throw like a girl
WHAT FOOD DO YOU FIND DISGUSTING?
shredded coconut makes me want to stab old ladies
DID YOU EVER PLAY “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours?”
i think that’s what we did the other night
HAVE YOU EVER MADE FUN OF YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND THEIR BACK?
every damn day i would expect the same from them as well
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE?
oh yeah a few times – being a smart ass hurts sometimes
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU THREW UP FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH?
a few months ago – it was a good one too – i blame brad for that one
WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF OBSESSIVE OVER ANYTHING?
i am the definition of obsessive
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS?
the other night when i was imitating a baby and throwing a fit of my own
DID YOU EVER DO SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T WANT TO JUST TO “FIT IN”?
imaginary friends don’t really put a lot of pressure on you, i can get those fuckers to do some crazy shit though, but yeah come on i lived in a small ass town.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF “THE BIGGEST FAN” OF SOMETHING?
i am myself my biggest fan
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A LIFE THREATENING DISEASE?
i haven’t had sex in awhile
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UNCONSCIOUS?
yeah that was a fun game
ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i was attacked by a paper cutter once… once…
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
4:18pm not quite 4:20 for you DOPERS
WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to be riding my scooter or having an all day sexathon
DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
not really, unless there is like gunshots or leather daddies
WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SAME SEX?
doesn’t matter as long as they have eyes
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
i like everyone until they piss me off
ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
just down there
FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
the cheap kind with out wine stains would be like a BONUS TOO
WHAT’S YOUR DREAM CAR?
one that runs on garbage and dreams because i got lots of BOTH
WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
yeah i think that would make you fall in love more, then i could tell everyone about my boyfriend that lives in CANADIA the Greater Niagara Falls Area to be exact, we skype alot
SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED :
i know i know you want me to say 69 jesus how old are you
WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
dumb people, people who try to kill me, mean people, Christians who want to convert me
FIRST JOB?
counting cars at a stock car track/sweeping a convenience store parking lot [Bye Kwik Chek]
EVER OWNED A BUNNY? HOW MANY?
just a stuffed one and a shit load of county fair rabbits feet (does that count)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
make a shit load of money bootleggin and hang out a lot with my blind friends
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
was supposed to be then my parents decided at the last minute that i didn’t look like a Mark
DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
yeah duh… come on you have seen my photos why do you need to ask that
ANY BAD HABITS?
i cuss too much, i talk way too much shit, the list could go on and on and on and on
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
i find myself kind of annoying but yeah i probably would just to antagonize my self or my other self or my other other self – wait wait this would be FUN
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yeah, i love good ammo, never tell me shit unless you want me to use it against you
HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
masturbate, take naps, fly a kite, run circles around the house, chase kittens into the street, beat up old ladies (that is the best really)
DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
hell no there is like a 32 page test before i ever start to make up my mind if like you or not
DO YOU USE SARCASM?
what the fuck do you think – you have read this far right?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
nah i grew up in a small town, been in a pig pit though (they are DIRTY YO)
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL GUY?
that they are real and other people can see them too
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
pappy, papasaurus, papadapolis, motherfucka, pottymouthpappy, aptrick, papsmear, the list goes on
WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SAME SEX?
if they come with a scooter or other cool assessories
FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
myself (see i am 14)
SIBLINGS?
3 older meaner brothers
ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
i would say NO but i am crap at it
KISSES OR HUGS?
both at the same time dry humping is fun too
RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
um yeah either at this point
IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
my mommy loves me other than that i think i would have to pay them before they would admit it
yes, every damn time i left old barneys up against the fucking wall i think they just wanted to touch my junk
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
i didn’t just fuck myself
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF CREATIVE?
in ways i will never get paid for
JENNIFER ANISTON OR ANGELINA JOLIE?
neither OJ’s glove sounds like more fun
HOW OFTEN DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR DREAMS?
quite a bit – last night the world was a huge grid pattern and i was the king (been playing too much civilization 4 lately) BOW DOWN BITCHES…
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED SO HARD YOU CRIED?
anytime atom and i talk
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE?
um yeah i am kind of dreamer like that
WHAT TALENT DO YOU WISH YOU HAD?
to not run or throw like a girl
WHAT FOOD DO YOU FIND DISGUSTING?
shredded coconut makes me want to stab old ladies
DID YOU EVER PLAY “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours?”
i think that’s what we did the other night
HAVE YOU EVER MADE FUN OF YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND THEIR BACK?
every damn day i would expect the same from them as well
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE?
oh yeah a few times – being a smart ass hurts sometimes
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU THREW UP FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH?
a few months ago – it was a good one too – i blame brad for that one
WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF OBSESSIVE OVER ANYTHING?
i am the definition of obsessive
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS?
the other night when i was imitating a baby and throwing a fit of my own
DID YOU EVER DO SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T WANT TO JUST TO “FIT IN”?
imaginary friends don’t really put a lot of pressure on you, i can get those fuckers to do some crazy shit though, but yeah come on i lived in a small ass town.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF “THE BIGGEST FAN” OF SOMETHING?
i am myself my biggest fan
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A LIFE THREATENING DISEASE?
i haven’t had sex in awhile
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UNCONSCIOUS?
yeah that was a fun game
ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i was attacked by a paper cutter once… once…
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
4:18pm not quite 4:20 for you DOPERS
WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to be riding my scooter or having an all day sexathon
DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
not really, unless there is like gunshots or leather daddies
WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SAME SEX?
doesn’t matter as long as they have eyes
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
i like everyone until they piss me off
ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
just down there
FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
the cheap kind with out wine stains would be like a BONUS TOO
WHAT’S YOUR DREAM CAR?
one that runs on garbage and dreams because i got lots of BOTH
WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
yeah i think that would make you fall in love more, then i could tell everyone about my boyfriend that lives in CANADIA the Greater Niagara Falls Area to be exact, we skype alot
SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED :
i know i know you want me to say 69 jesus how old are you
WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
dumb people, people who try to kill me, mean people, Christians who want to convert me
FIRST JOB?
counting cars at a stock car track/sweeping a convenience store parking lot [Bye Kwik Chek]
EVER OWNED A BUNNY? HOW MANY?
just a stuffed one and a shit load of county fair rabbits feet (does that count)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
make a shit load of money bootleggin and hang out a lot with my blind friends
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
was supposed to be then my parents decided at the last minute that i didn’t look like a Mark
DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
yeah duh… come on you have seen my photos why do you need to ask that
ANY BAD HABITS?
i cuss too much, i talk way too much shit, the list could go on and on and on and on
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
i find myself kind of annoying but yeah i probably would just to antagonize my self or my other self or my other other self – wait wait this would be FUN
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
yeah, i love good ammo, never tell me shit unless you want me to use it against you
HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
masturbate, take naps, fly a kite, run circles around the house, chase kittens into the street, beat up old ladies (that is the best really)
DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
hell no there is like a 32 page test before i ever start to make up my mind if like you or not
DO YOU USE SARCASM?
what the fuck do you think – you have read this far right?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
nah i grew up in a small town, been in a pig pit though (they are DIRTY YO)
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL GUY?
that they are real and other people can see them too
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
pappy, papasaurus, papadapolis, motherfucka, pottymouthpappy, aptrick, papsmear, the list goes on
WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SAME SEX?
if they come with a scooter or other cool assessories
FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
myself (see i am 14)
SIBLINGS?
3 older meaner brothers
ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
i would say NO but i am crap at it
KISSES OR HUGS?
both at the same time dry humping is fun too
RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
um yeah either at this point
IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
my mommy loves me other than that i think i would have to pay them before they would admit it
